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Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to Idiot Win, the panel show podcast that celebrates the world of idiocy. It's made by Idiots for Idiots. So that's all of us in this room. All of you listening, we're all idiots. First, sitting to my right, I'm going to introduce the delightful Danny O'Hara. Hello, Danny. Hello. How are you? I'm good, thank you. How have you been? Tell us a list, give us a list of things that you've been up to. Right, so, ah, this is awkward. Can I tell you something I've learned? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I have learned that pigeons will eat gooseberries before they become proper big old gooseberries. But then they'll become proper big old pigeons. Yeah, but that doesn't help if you want to make a gooseberry crumble. But pop a pigeon in it. That's another thing, isn't it? A pigeon pie.
Pigeon pie with gooseberries already in it. Pigeon and gooseberry pie. It's Becky. Hello, Becky. Hello. Excited to have you here. I'm delighted to welcome Steve Keyworth. Hello. How are you doing? I'm good. I'm not very good with the sun, actually, so I will keep away from these two. It is incredibly sunny here at the minute. I pink right up. Do you? Yeah. Okay, you don't go a lovely bronze. No, no, no. Sort of a pink to lobster. Pink to lobster. Have you got any thoughts? We're sort of running behind hands, so it's perfectly fine if you don't. Well, I've got this new thing where I've decided to stop earning money. And how's that going? It's going really well, yeah. And it wasn't even, you know, just my decision, to be fair. But everyone else helping me with it, so that's good.
I've been doing this for years, so it's nice to have you amongst the ranks. Okay, brilliant. So we've got a room full of poor people and a load of microphones and cameras that don't work. There's only one thing to do, and that is say hello. Lovely to see you. How are you doing? Hello. I am doing wonderfully, thank you. That's good. It's nice to be out of a cold storage cellar. Okay, so we are going to go straight on with round one. And round one is called What the Fuck?
Today's episode is themed on food and drink. Yes, that's right. I like to eat and I like to drink. Meant to talk to you all about food and drink in your opens, but that's fine. It doesn't matter. So round one is What the Fuck? I have got a series of news stories and questions on things that have happened in the world of food and drink. Okay, so eyes down for question one. When Reid Harris of Farmington, New Mexico, wanted to propose to his girlfriend, he decided to do it in a novel way. They were both fans of the popular burger joint, Wendy's, and so he decided to put the engagement ring in his partner's Frosty, which is a frozen dairy dessert. Think of it like a sweet sludgy soup. How did this pan out for him? Can I just... Steve?
He married the dessert. Well, she married the dessert. She married the dessert. She didn't marry the dessert.
Actually, we don't use buzzers for this round.
But we'll do it later. Can I ask if that's an official description of a Frosty, what you just said? No, it's not at all. I imagined it was like a McFlurry and then I saw a picture of it and it's like a beige soup. I'll spit some ice cream. I think she punched him. That sounds awful. Yeah. I'm going to go Occam's razor here. I think she said yes, they got married, lived happily ever after. Do you know what? That could quite possibly have happened. I don't know. I have a feeling that he put it in the ice cream. The ice cream got contaminated and then they got ill and then they sued Wendy's. Sorry, say that again. I had trouble listening. I don't know why. I drifted off as soon as she started talking. Sorry, say that again. Right.
I see how it's going to go today. No, no, no. It's my fault. So is it possible that he put it in and then it contaminated that sludge that we are talking and then she got ill after and then she did say yes, though, but she got ill and then they ended up suing Wendy's. Oh, it's certainly possible, but it's not what happened. Okay. Any other thoughts? They actually found Occam's razor in the dessert and she lost her useful wedding finger. So that was sad. She cut her finger off on Occam's razor? Yeah, absolutely. No one saw it coming. It's going to happen. It has to happen. What is Occam's raisin? The most obvious answer is the right one. The most obvious thing is going to happen. But why is it called Occam's raisin? Oh. It's not raisin. Occam's raisin's the, that's a Ben and Jerry's flavour. That's a different thing. The most obvious flavour.
Bought some hot cross buns the other day full of Occam's raisins. Disgusting. Did you know that plum pudding has never contained plums and it was always referring to raisins? They used to call all dried fruit plums. Wow. Wow. Isn't this a round later on, Chris? Shit. Yes. Occam's a razor, like, shave. Oh, razor. But who's Occam, then? Some philosopher or some shit. Oh, Jeff Occam. Yeah. You know, Jeff Occam lives number 53. Can't say that, Jeff Occam. Jeff Occam. Jeff Occam. Should have gone for Ian Occam. Got picked on a lot at school. Oh, bless Jeff Occam. Yeah. Jeff Occam.
Okay. Any guesses at what it actually was? It's such a naff thing to do. Yeah. Is that what she said? Is that a quote from his fiance? His fiance was just like, this is just tacky. Yeah. Because you know what? Especially, we don't know when this was, but like these days, some people would be like, no, no, no. Like if everybody in the burger joint suddenly started running in and dancing and singing. Yeah. Like a flash mob. Flash mob. Yeah. Where's the flash mob? So anyway, any final guesses? She choked on it. She ate the ring, Steve. I'll give you that. But with the help of prunes, it was all well in the end. Or plums, as the Victorians would say. So she had to poop that ring out and then forever know the ring and he pooped. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, he proposed to her in a Wendy's. It probably cost him about $20. Yeah. It's probably made of tinfoil or something. I was thinking you were going to say. It's like it didn't dissolve in her gastric acid. She'll probably poop quite quickly. Okay. Let's move on to question two. Can I just stop you there? Do you poop in the toilet or do you poop on a toilet paper if you're going to constantly look for the ring? Because you've got to put your hand in there and get it. That's a very good point. Like when we've had to get fish stuff out of the dog. You remember when the dog ate all of those balloons and we knew exactly how many and I had to count them when they came out? An oven dish.
Question two. What was unusual about a funeral in Osineca, Michigan in 1793? The deceased attended the funeral. He wanted to make sure they did it right. So then at the end he was like, yep, jolly good, everyone. I can die happy now. Oh, so it was like a dry run? No, it was the only run. He was like, I don't trust you to do this when I'm not here. He was dead. He was a bit of a control freak. He was dead? He was dead or alive? He was alive when he attended the funeral. Okay. And then there was another one. Did he have another one when he died? No. You tell me. You've got the answers. Good point. It's a good answer. I thought it was just a shock that there was a funeral because famously everyone in Michigan is immortal. Is that right? Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah.
And they say if you're tired of Michigan, you're tired of life. So that's essentially why, how people go, they leave Michigan. Have you taken a job with the Michigan Tourist Board? No, they wouldn't give me a job. Oh, bastards. I was interested because it's 1793.
That's a long time ago, but not, you know, in American history. And I was thinking of Michigan. Not long after the old chap, Hamilton, who we saw the dancing about.
Do you mean, yeah. It's not known for his dancing, Hamilton, really, is it? Although they do do very good choreography on a revolving stage. It is known for his dancing. It's more known for his rapping, isn't it? Yeah. And historical story. Is that interesting? Historical story. What was unusual about it? I just wondered if it was for a goat.
It was worth it. It was worth the wait. It's as good a guess as any. Well, yeah. Do you mean the animal, the goat, or the popular parlance, goat, the greatest of all time? Oh, interesting. Both. Both, I think. The greatest goat of all time. Good goat. Greatest goat of all time. That's in Wales, isn't it? That's in Wales, isn't it? Good goat.
Oh, he's so full. That was good. That was Radio 4 worthy. You're in the wrong fucking room, mate. Anything else? Any other thoughts? Well, I thought it might have been, there were several undertakers in this town, and there was a kind of price war thing. They did a, there was like start of a two for one, and it escalated four for one, and it got to, this particular funeral, they buried 17 people for the price of one, and that's where they decided it was getting silly. Interesting. Maybe half a point, depending on how Matthew's feeling. Any other thoughts? Was there an outbreak of something at this time in history? There was. Sort of. Oh. But not really. Oh. But sort of. Someone had a cold, I think is what we're saying. Yeah. Yeah, because I think masquerades, oh, are quite common, aren't they? You know.
Because like, anyway, I just thought that. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll tell you. It was, no, no, I won't tell you. I always, well, I won't. Did they bury everybody in that town? Is that? Well, it wasn't a funeral for people. It was a funeral for 30,000 pizzas. No. The FDA contacted, did the FDA exist in 1793? Did pizzas exist in 1793? Pizzas? Well, I guess if it's. No, no. It's 1973. Fuck's sake.
Sorry, it was 1973. Does that change anyone's answer? This stuff just doesn't get picked up on the spell check. You know, it trusts you. It doesn't know. It's nowhere near Hamilton. It's closer to Lewis Hamilton than Alexander Hamilton. So really, goat wasn't, you know, could actually, it's a non-human. Yeah, it's 30,000 pizzas. The FDA contacted Mario Fabrini, a local pizza manufacturer and owner of Papa Fabrini's pizzas, about a widespread recall of canned mushrooms. Fabrini submitted samples of his frozen pizzas to the FDA for testing. When two mice died after consuming them, he was ordered to recall more than 30,000 pizzas.
On March the 5th, 1973, 29,188 frozen pizzas were dumped into an 18-foot hole at a farm in Michigan. The governor delivered the moving eulogy, and once the pizzas had been given a final resting place, Fabrini reportedly laid two coloured garlands on the burial site, red gladioli to represent the pizza sauce, and white carnations to represent the cheese. I like this guy. He sounds like a dramatic bitch. Sounds like something I would do. But this, however, wasn't the end of the story. What happened next? The pizzas came back to life and terrorised the town. Tremors.
Well, tomato plants obviously grew. Good point. Yeah, good point. Doesn't sound like a stable foundation for anything. I think it creates some kind of pizza swamp where somebody walks and they went, ah, quicksand. Sinkhole that is not so bad because you've got pepperoni when you get down there. It's a bit like, and I mean, it's probably not, but it's a bit like in the First World War and the poppy fields were all drenched in blood, and now what we've got is, I mean, it's not really, is it, but image-wise you've got a... Equally as sad, probably. Yeah. No, I wouldn't go as far as that. I was just highlighting the image of the tomato.
I don't know why people can just pick the mushrooms off, because that's what my daughter does. I mean, you know, that would work. They were diseased mushrooms. Yeah. They would have contaminated the rest of the pizza. What about, would you check her fingers that she'd washed them after? Or would you just be like, wow. She's... You are the reason that COVID was as bad as it was. It'll be fine. Just pick the facts. No one knows about that bit. Oh, okay. No, actually, what happened was, as it turned out, the FDA findings were incorrect. The mushrooms did not have botulism. The lab mice that died, died of an unrelated infection. Fabrini, however, went on to sue, and he recovered $211,000. Good for him. Yeah. Damn right. Okay, question three.
Mary Grams had proudly worn her engagement ring since her husband, Norman, popped the question in 1951. Unfortunately, while Grams was doing some weeding on the family farm in Alberta, Canada, in 2004, she lost the ring. Despite searching high and low, Grams never found the ring and never told her husband about the wedding mishap. Instead, buying a cheap replacement. What surprising thing happened in 2017? That was a long question. Did the ring end up in a Wendy's? Whatever it was called, the slushy, yeah. It did not. I mean, I think it's quite obvious that it grew, and it grew, and it grew, and it grew, and it grew.
And then eventually, her ancestors, well, you know, her grandchildren, climbed up that stalk.
There was a giant wearing the ring? Yeah. There was a giant wearing the ring. No, it's not that. Did she come clean after a while, and he was really angry and divorced her? No, he died. He died. Oh, he died. He died. I think he died, and then she read his will, and in that was the ring, and he went, ha, ha, gotcha. Because that's the kind of thing I'd do. This is what you get for being careless. I think I know the answer to this one. Okay. I think a carrot grew into the ring, and then she had to marry the carrot. Oh, it's going so well in the end. But yes, points for Becky. That's quite right.
In 2017, 13, 14, 13 years later, Graham's daughter-in-law, Colleen Daly, who lives on the farm where Graham once lived, harvested some vegetables from the garden. It wasn't until Daly was washing a lumpy carrot she'd originally planned to feed to her dog. What? That she spotted a ring pinched tightly around the carrot, which Graham's son immediately identified. It grew inside the carrot. They planted carrots, and it absorbed the ring, and it grew, and it's in a carrot. Well, it didn't grow, though, did it? No. The carrot grew around the ring, really. No, that would be ridiculous. And that was your answer.
Well, it wasn't a very expensive ring, though, was it? If it was just one carrot, that's... This is lovely stuff. Okay, let's move on to the final question of round one. In 2018, Heinz launched a mayo chup, a saucy combination of ketchup and mayonnaise in the United States. However, when the combination was introduced to Canadian consumers a year later, why did this cause a problem for some people in this new market? Mayo chup is actually an ancient Canadian word, and it's sort of a mild insult. It's like the equivalent of calling someone a knobhead. Oh, no, have I accidentally got it right? We'll come back to that. Anyone else got any thoughts before we give Becky points?
Did they just say, no, that thousand island dressing? That's a good point. Yeah, yeah. No, I really just thought the Canadians thought it was gross, or, like Becky, thought it's going to mean bum or something. I was trying to get in on Becky's points, are you? Well, no, but, I mean, there is an indigenous people in Canada. And there's also French Canadians, and I don't know. The phrase I used was ancient Canadian. It didn't occur to me that there were ancient people in Canada before the Canadians arrived. Yeah. Well, I'll leave Matthew to work out the points. It is, in fact, the North American indigenous peoples, the Cree, and in their language, mayo chup, means shit is on my face. So that was amazing.
Which is what I think it would taste like to have those two things together, but I'm not a ketchup fan. I like ketchup and mayo sauce. I love, yeah, I like them both. I used to mix them together and put them, it's more or less interesting. It's interesting. But you all assumed it was called Ketchenaise instead of mayo chup. I called it shit on my face. Okay, at the end of round one, let's go to Matty Corner and see what the scores are. Well, I've given Danny half a point for making half an answer. Steve has one and a half, but rolling out in front with two is Becky. Whee! All right, it's time for round two, which is a la carnage.
Where's my carrots? Where's my pissing carrots? In this round, the players are going to work together as one chef and word at a time. They are going to recite some lovely, delicious recipes. Matty was going to work out which chef gave the best contribution and award points accordingly. So let's now enter the restaurant.
Yeah, we're in the restaurant. Is it in space?
It's a space restaurant? Yeah. There's a space restaurant. Okay, so one word at a time, we'll go Steve, Becky, Danny. And the first recipe I would like you to talk us through is Chateaubriand with sauce Bernays.
Choose A Kind Chateau And Behave Nicely Take Many Children And Whisk Them Thoroughly Now You Can Openly Flaunt Your Dislike Of Children Now You Can Take A Tomato And Squash It All All But Don't Ever Do The Absolute
Thing Lovely Delicious Chateaubriand with sauce Bernays Thank you so much Matthew Tuck in And tell us what you think of it Oh, you can really taste the children All right, let's move straight on Becky's going to start this one off Our second dish is pavlova with coulee of exotic fruits Take Take Take A Apple And Eat It Raw Then Take A Apricot And Eat Fat Raw Then Live Lovely Thank you so much Matthew
Please have a little taste And don't forget to live afterwards I don't really like fruit It's awful, isn't it? And it's not very exotic The fruit's not exotic enough for your liking No, an apple No There was an apricot There was Okay, fair enough Yeah, that explains the hair Someone's push, aren't they? One, two, three Live Hey, I'm alive! Yay, he's done it All right, and our final dish is Cock-a-van-ge Oh, sorry Cock-a-van-ge Cock-a-van-ge Cock-a-van That's nearly Cock-a-vage Cock-a-van-ge I don't know how to say French words Why do I do this to myself?
Why do I show myself up like this, Matthew? Can you say that one, the last one? Jeune Jeune A-A-O How do you say E-T? A A-U-X O O And Marilles Marilles Marie Sounds like Becky could actually just read it Cock-a-van-ge And Danny, start us off Beautiful, thank you, Becky Like we had Julia Shall I read it now? Cock-a-van-ge Joanne-et-aux Marilles Off you go, Danny Off it First You Must Pisk Pisk Your Self Before You Must
Attend The Opera After You Have Chocolaty Fingers Flower Them And Flower Your Self Good Lovely Matthew Why don't you tuck in and have a little taste I can't actually see because I'm covered in flour But the flour is tasty I love a bowl of flour Not this self-raising stuff I see you in the street You're normally quite pasty in the mouth What a beautiful trip to a high-end restaurant Let's just get a bit more restaurant ambience Let's go back to that again
There were actually people talking There we go That's the debt collector in the restaurant Banging his head on the table That was a la carnage over to Matthew I couldn't discern who deserved more points there They were equally as awful So everyone gets one point Yay So we might as well have just not played that round Correct Lovely Okay Round three is Oralei Oralei Okay team Oh that ended abruptly Okay team No teams I'm going to say teams I'm going to say team Oh we're one team I thought you were addressing Microsoft teams Please welcome our fourth guest Clippy
Hello Clippy Alright so in this round I am going to play you A sound of a celebrity chef From a long time ago And one of the first celebrity chefs I think You get more points The earlier you get You get it And who is it And what's he talking about So here's your first clip Oh yes We've identified three I must say that this has been done In conjunction with my producer David Pritchard Who is a much bigger artist Than I am Is he the rather fat chap? He's the rather fat chap Blotchy Those in the Shannon Hotel Remember him down in Cork One day he fell asleep For quite a long time After a very heavy fishing session Who's that guy That gets drunk on boats?
Maybe I know his name Are we supposed to buzz in? Guy who gets drunk on boats Oh yeah buzz in That's why we use the buzzers Danny Floyd Yes Danny gets points Keith Floyd Is correct And what do you think He was talking about? I couldn't speak posh He was talking about His latest servant The rather large chap His rather fat Blotchy servant Okay well I think he was drunk He almost said he was drunk Let's have another clip And see if it gives you Any more clues Yes we've identified three We've got the double whammy That's that one And it's all doing that That's a double whammy Very funny Very funny Very funny Tripping up down the stairs Coming in here Oh The second one Is the time bomb Big cough there This is on television In the 70s Going through his coffin collection
The double whammy That's husband and wife It's not his coffin collection Any other guesses? I thought he was discussing The pop charts Very badly He's obviously got the name Wham wrong And he refers to the time warp Sort of Time bomb Very good Sorry I just thought He was talking about his children No Not children Not coffins Not Whatever the fuck he said And let's see if the third clip helps And then there's the third one Which is the creative That's when you do get back to work And you think everything's absolutely fine Oh he's talking about roly-poly He's not talking about roly-poly Was that a swear that was bleeped Or is it a clue? No he said the answer
Ah right Do you want to hear that one again? And then there's the third one Which is the creative That's when you do get back to work And you think everything's absolutely fine I feel like he's talking about COVID now To be honest Not a million miles away What's like a small COVID? Cold What is it? In the kitchen? Like a small temporary self-inflicted COVID Food poisoning No They're in the freezer? No Might have it the morning after Hangover Hangover Yes It's Keith Floyd He's talking about hangovers and hangover cures So the first follow-up question is What does Keith suggest You should have to line your stomach Before going out on a drinking session? Wine
Cocaine Wine Cocaine Dani what's your guess? I mean a drink Let's find out Salt cod Soaked in milk And then poached gently And pulverised in one of these kind of machines With olive oil and garlic So it looks like porridge But tastes of fish And that does a very good thing for you So basically a fish porridge When exactly was this recorded? Because these are words I didn't grow up with Probably salt cod Salt Well I did have salt But it was you know Fish Fish was in Poached Poached Poached Poached Poached in milk Anyway Nobody said fish porridge Of course you have to get the cod drunk first It's important Bloody Margaret Thatcher didn't take that milk away then Did she? Not Keith
I didn't take Keith's milk Salty cod milk Eww Sounds like Eww Does it? Does it sound like that? A little bit Yeah it does Yeah yeah Okay I mean have you tasted it? Do you spit or swallow your salty cod milk?
Sorry Matthew When I see you with a pasty mouth Is that flour or is that Keith Floyd's salty cod? It's actually fish porridge Okay Alright And question three The final question of this round Everyone will be delighted to hear What is Keith's ultimate suggested hangover cure? Dani We'll start with Dani this time Well you know Most people will say The cure is to drink another drink But going on the long list lines If he had porridge before he went out It's like he started with breakfast So the next day Maybe he needs to have his dinner So the cure must be Lamb chops Bacon and eggs That's breakfast Oh is it? Well bacon and eggs Traditionally yeah Oh I see So things are just I'm not trying to put you in a box You can have bacon and eggs for dinner Dani doesn't eat bacon
Do you want to mansplain again to me What I should be saying? Sorry am I being patronising? Okay Steve Yeah I was going to say Don't stop drinking Just keep going Keep going drinking Until Suddenly it's the 1990s And you don't know where you are anymore Oh Steve That's just all that bad I'm putting up a point A friend of mine Yeah So we've got A dinner with bacon and eggs We've got Keep drinking until the 1990s Becky Just don't drink Don't drink Do it 1920s America Yeah prohibition Self prohibition Okay Prohib No I thought it was a pun there That's not Let's find out What his hangover cure was Let's go back to the dreadful time When you have got the The double whammy
And there is nothing you can do At all You're absolutely desperate The head is throbbing And you've got to get going somehow So A drop of brandy Yeah A drop of White creme de menthe I said that Okay Which is a minty one And that famous Herbly based Toxic thing Furley Branca You chuck that all into ice And you put the top on it This is highly alcoholic This is highly alcoholic But this is a revival This is desperation Fantastic Right Lovely stuff Points were scored So basically Brandy and creme de menthe And a herbly thing Which I didn't Is this man still alive? No No And at the end of that clip He did say We stopped it beforehand He did say Until the 1990s Until the 1990s
Well I think Everyone did it Magnificently there But let's find out for sure And go over to Matthew Corner For the scores Trailing we have Former leader Becky Who is on three Steve has four and a half But now edging ahead Is Danny With five and a half As we go into round four Wow Okay It's all to play for Fingers on buzzers Teams as we go For questions Questions And here we go With question one What is What is Danny It is Yes a point Question two What is the most Consumed food in space? Becky Just packages of shit It's not bacon It's not It's paste Danny
Poached cord in milk Orange No Steve Creme de menthe Becky Bacon and eggs At any time of day No But I feel like It's a point Cold sledge From Wendy's With wings in them Cold sludge Cold sludge What did I say? Sledge A sledge No I don't need a sledge Sister sledge Sister sledge Sister sledge Steve Space Raiders crisps No it is It is in fact Tortillas Astronauts love Spicey food Due to sinus blockages Being common in space So they have a lot of Spicey stuff And tortillas Other favourites Include shrimp cocktail Thermo stabilised fruits And vegetables And coffee Question two If you made dog food
What would you call it?
That's good It's like mutt Difficult to spell though Becky Steve That was me I was just going to call it dog food Just really direct Steve gets the points Question three How much will the words How much will the world's Most expensive omelette Set you back? Becky It's made of Fabergé eggs So it's like a million No Danny Self respect And the respect of The entire western world You might get points You might get points on that Is in fact Did you have a I was just going to say A million and one pound Because I saw that on the Traitors the other day Or something Just go slightly higher It's not that It's in fact One thousand dollars
It's lobster frittata From Norma's restaurant And it holds the Guinness world record For the most expensive Omelette in the world I'm going to make them More expensive And it includes Ten ounces of caviar Question Danny Does it have any cod in it? I don't know A new favourite Probably Caviar Name something that Never goes mouldy Becky Mould Steve A stone If it's rolling It's mossy Yes Rolling Or jumping I've got Hot cross nuns Hot cross nuns I've got Hot cross buns Apparently never go mouldy So I went somewhere Probably not No Question five What's the smallest food?
Steve Crumbs No Hang on Hang on How big are the crumbs? Really small No I need a measurement Less Like a Half an atom Okay That would be smaller All right Bethy Ant faeces It's a delicacy In Canada Your house I'm not sure About that one I'll do that to Matthew It's in fact Wolfier fruit The fruit of the wolfier Plant measures One millimetre One millimetre That's the word I was looking for Millimetre You won't have to Just call them What do you call A sad coffee? Did you Danny? No one's dead yet?
Explain your reasoning Is this sad coffee? Coffee What did you say? Oh It's food and drink Sorry Food and drink Think food and drink Okay What do you call A sad coffee? No it's a depresso What can you find At north Of the city On the What I'm going to read this How I've written it It doesn't make sense What can you find At north of the city On the west side Of US 54 Four miles north Of its stoplight Intersection With US 82 Wake me up Before you go Go Bye wham Lost people Who have followed Those instructions Is it the first McDonald's Or No
I mean I totally zoned out With the question It's the world's Largest pistachio Question eight What is the Victorian delicacy Slinks? Oh no It's food and drink Sorry Becky Is it Victorian The time period Or the place In Australia Kangaroo testicles No For both Either way That Annie Poached Poached plums In milk With Salted cod On the side No it is in fact Cow fetus What food Would make The best clothing Becky Cow fetus Yes Let's have a point I've also got It's like leather innit You could have also
Had cheese shoes And question ten What do you call A fake noodle Danny Foodle No It's good It's good Fodal Fodal Ah No That's great Steve Nodal No No Nodal Yeah Love it I was going to say Not-doll Danny Non-noodle Non-noodle Like taking Prosecco Turns into Non-seco So now Non-noodle Non-noodle Non-noodle Non-noodle Non-noodle No it's not that It's in fact An impasta Ah Like imposta Like imposta And impasta Yeah Yeah She's got it Before we Continue Matthew
What is today's Food and drink prize That the winner Is going to get Well it is A delicacy Made of Today's Specials It is An awful lot Of frozen Pizzas They're a bit Soily But never mind And it's just Garnished with Sludge And cow Fetus Lovely Let's have Those final Scores then Becky did well In the final Round but Still finishes In last place With six Points Steve And Danny Were neck And neck Right to the End and there's Only half a Point in it Steve has Eight and a Half But Danny Wins the Delicacy With nine Points Congratulations Danny How are you Feeling about Your first Win of the New series Well I've Realised that Matthew's Somehow
He's making Sense of Absolute Shite Are you astonished That you got Points Yes Alright Thank you That makes it The end of Idiot Wind We have been Delighted to be Joined by the Wonderful Becky Everett I always Want to call you Everett Like Kenny Everett You're stupid We have The life Of Becky Everest Thank you For playing Thank you For having Me It's been a Pleasure Danny Has also Been here Thank you And Mr Steve Keyworth Hello Hello and Goodbye Do you have Anything you Want to plug I will Mention the Intellectual Hooligans If you're Anywhere in the East Anglian Area we Perform at the Madden Market Theatre and You'll find us On the Socials as Hooligans Comedy They are a Wonderful improv Group
Oh yes I feel like You probably Should push The old Dogface Dogface It's like The Jets And the Sharks Right Check out Dogface Improv Check out The Intellectual Hooligans Don't look At anything Of Becky's Matty thank You for Existing Do you have Any words Of wisdom For our Audience Before we Go He does Not Goodbye The theme Music is Yes I Do By the Melvins This has been A Podface Production
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