HOT FACE HOT FACE I can't remember what I was going to say there but the sentence definitely started with the word massive we won't worry about it Welcome to Idiot Wind, the panel show podcast that brings chaos to order and insanity where none previously lived I am delighted to be joined by four talented, handsome and sexually arousing members of the human population that we like to call the human population On my left I have the lovely Danielle O'Hara and she is partnering up with John Yoo Ng Hello guys, how are you? Looking splendid tonight, both in full black tie Lovely to see that What is your team name this evening? Over to you, John Well, the reason we're in black tie is that Danny and I have been watching a lot of speed dating videos Oh really? Yes, and we decided that our team name was going to be Cheesy Chat-Up Lines because that's what we get in two minutes of speed dating It's hilarious It's like watching a whole romance comedy film in two minutes Oh man, you have just worked That's a life hack Don't watch rom-coms, just watch speed dating cheesy chat-up lines I mean, it isn't really the truth but we'll let him have it The truth, Danny The truth, how's that? Can you just adjust your bow tie? Yeah There you go So, do you have any cheesy chat-up lines? You're, of course, recently married, John Did you woo your wife, who definitely does exist, with any chat-up lines? No, I just, I held out my hand, and in my hand was a lot of money John, what was it you said to me earlier? I mean, tell us about the mascot Did he tell you a cheesy chat-up? Oh, the mascot? Let's ask him what the mascot is John, what's the mascot? I've brought a hug I mean There was a lot of discussion before between me and Danny about what the mascot was She left up to me, it's her fault How does the hug exist? Has it really happened? Is it going to take place? Is it just the concept of a hug? It is the concept of the moment before the hug The anticipation of a hug Lovely, well, so you two are called cheesy chat-up lines Okay, we're moving to our other team now I'd like to have Mark and Robbie Yay, that's Mark Womersley and Robbie Sutherland Hi guys, are you both alright? More than alright Well, you have gone to the opposite end of the dress spectrum Robbie and Mark tonight are completely billy bollocks, I believe is the vernacular Free and breezy Yeah, you're looking good, I have to say Have you been working out? Feeling good So, tell us anything you like really I mean, there's literally no format at this point I've got quite bad flatulence this evening So I'd like to apologise in advance Right But it helps not having any clothes on Yeah Free and breezy like I said How's your gas situation, Rob? Above moderate Have you got a smart meter? Not yet, I'm installing it tomorrow Did you want to say something, Danielle? I just wanted to remind Mark to sit on the napkin Yeah, please Goodness sake, man I always do Well, it's come out of my pocket So I wouldn't She's going to need to put that back in Oh, okay That's a hired, it's a hired tux Yeah I assume this was the dress code for the secret location One of us had to be naked One of us had to be a black tie Was that not the case? Yes All of my parties are like that And then, and there had to be one brown napkin at all times Oh Good So, Robby and Mark Do you have a team name? We do It is the Knights What is a team name? The Knights of the Oval Table Very good Why would you call yourself that? A slight hint of hierarchy Yes But not fully And medievality Medievality? I mean, that sounds like it's probably a word We're both big fans of medievality And we have a mascot as well Yeah, what's your mascot? It's a scale model of the Battersea Power Station Ah, lovely And what's the scale? One to one Yes It's just outside And I must say It's surprising the neighbours at the secret location Aren't we going to be wanted? You're always wanted Okay But I'm thinking more from the authorities Oh, the authorities We didn't steal Battersea Power Station It's a scale model, Dan Yes, it's a model Oh, right I misunderstood what you were talking about Oh, okay It's like a chocolate egg then Like an Easter egg It's hollow inside Much like Your heart Much like us Yes Great stuff Empty husk of a Power Station But it's okay Because John's here to give a hug That's my Tinder bio Yes Dead behind the eyes Empty husk of a Power Station Yeah, good All right So it is In fact Right So So Right Right So it's cheesy chat-up lines Versus the empty Power Station What's your team name? Knights of the Oval Table So it's cheesy chat-up lines Versus knights of the Oval Table Who's going to win? How exciting? Not very is the answer to that But never mind We shall proceed Nonetheless It's time to meet Matthew Matthew, how are you? Yes Matthew's going to be pressing buttons Keeping score Playing with knobs All evening to night And so that's everybody introduced And I think it's time We got on to bloody round one, innit? Sort it out Yes, round one is sort it out Two teams are Not any two teams These two teams are right here in front of me Are now going to receive A conundrum problem scenario Which they are going to Try to sort out And the question is What should you do If you're on a cruise liner That starts to sink And we'll start with Mark and Robbie Pick a religion Anyone? Anyone that you think Will help you the most Do you have one in mind? No, they're all good Yeah And when I say good I mean bad And my favourite's Taekwondo Powerful religion Yeah Neptunology Neptunology is that your favourite? It's all about Neptune presumably Yes Is it water based? You're safer with Neptunology If you're going in the water Ah Surely Poseidon He had quite an adventure Oh right Mr. Greek Person Not the Roman name I see It's going to kick off Robbie is very Roman My first thing I would do Is put the plug back in It's a good start What would be the second thing? Grab hold of anyone Who looked a bit like Leonardo DiCaprio And hang on to him Because the odds Kate Winslet's the one you want Well no The odds are That if it's Leonardo He's going to drown And you're going to be alright That's a good point He would take you down to the car park And draw you first though Yes And I That would be a bonus You'd have to get your puppies out Yep Bonus Any other thoughts? I'd grab a child Back to the question No only on the fact That they would be Or a woman Because they'd save them Wouldn't they First I think they'd try to Disentangle you From the woman or child They probably wouldn't Let you go with the child There'd just be a huge Conga line behind one child Of all the men Women, children And conga lines We're all going to be saved Let us on the lifeboat So any more thoughts About what to do If the cruise ship You're on starts to sink Well I would I think Well when you say that My first instinct Is to find a Christmas tree That's upside down And a vicar That's in a Moral quandary A vicar in a vest String vest Yeah And ask him to guide us The way forward Because I think You know Yeah of course Talking about Gene Gene the hack man Well I think Anybody who was Growing up in the 80s Already has a plan For what happens When a boat sinks Because that was The era of disaster films Yeah right And we've all Played this game We've all played the game Oh wow I was on a sinking boat Once Ah what did you do Well Basically We were told The boat was too heavy Because it was A Vietnamese boat And so Two people on it So all the men Were told to jump And jump off And swim To the island To save all of The fictional wives I'm not sure Yes all the fictional wives Were saved As all the fictional children You know Have you got any Fictional children No No Fingers crossed Actually if you do Sex with your fingers crossed Then you won't conceive So don't do that Okay Let's go over to Matthew And see if anyone Scored any points What do you think I think that nobody Scored any points For getting vaguely Close to a lifeboat And thus being The only nautical thing Mentioned I'm giving Rob a point For find the quickest Route to the lifeboat Yeah nice I think Mark Should get one For saying Grab Leonardo DiCaprio Because it says Watch for loose objects That may slide towards you So I think There might be a point there What about Mark For grabbing hold of kids And when it says Use handrails Can you use a child As a handrail Yeah I think that's valid Yeah there we go In which case It's not an odd name For a kid In which case We just end up With the knight to the oval table With three points And the cheesy chat up lines Scoring nothing Aww Well done Knight to the oval table Okay It's time For the exciting thing That is Round two Heroic Failures This week The heroic failures round Is all about crime We're going to hear Some criminal failures And question one This is on the B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-buzzers Question one is What mistake Did Albert Bailey And his 16 year old Accomplice make When they tried to rob The People's United Bank In Connecticut In 2010 John They handed over their ID To tell her first That's Conceptually Not a million miles away Mark Is it gun related No Okay Did they do something Legally in the bank First Like No Withdraw some money No Danny They left their ID badges Pinned to the outside Of their workman jacket No What it was Was they called ahead And said that they were Going to rob the bank In ten minutes And could they have The money ready When they got there The teller had $900 in a bag Ready for them And the police Grabbed them On their way out Good grief Fucking idiots Okay question two How was a 1996 Armed robbery Of a branch of Burger King Foiled in Spillante Michigan John Were there lots of Policemen having Burgers in the Burger King Yeah no Rob Ronald McDonald Turned up and Kicked ass No Mark No I had something About whoppers But I thought No You've always got Something about whoppers Any thoughts Dan Well I feel like Oh Fanny I think I think The Queen Turned up No sadly The Burger Queen Yeah No In fact the cashier Said they couldn't Open the till Without a food order At which point The robber Ordered onion rings And the cashier Informed that they Weren't in fact Available on the Breakfast menu Flustered The robber Then left Question Question three What did police See when they Reviewed CCTV Footage of a Shoplifter at the Sandwell Centre In West Bromwich Mark They were a team Of about four People that had Jacks and they Were trying to Literally lift the Shop off the Foundations It's close But no Oh sorry It's not close John Was it two People in a Pan-time horse Costume No it wasn't That would have Been beautiful Robbie's considering Buzzing I'm not sure No he's Aborted Did you say A hardware store I didn't I didn't say It just said A shop In a shopping centre I can tell you What they stole If that helps Yep A pen and two Pairs of tights John Did they put Their tights on After they stole Them Like over their Face No I mean Actually Knowing the Items doesn't Help at all No they didn't Do that It was in fact When they looked At the cct footage They saw a colleague Of theirs In fact The crime prevention Officer Was stealing A pen And two pairs of Toads Yeah There we go Awkward Yes There are no heroes So question four What was unusual About the neighbourhood Watch scheme In Colborne Somerset Danny It wasn't In a neighbourhood No John Everyone on it Is blind No Mark They didn't Have any Watches left No Robbie It was run By the brownies No It isn't We're about to Rebuzz What was it Called again Where was it Colborne In Somerset Danny That is in fact An open air Prison Not open air Lovely No it's not that In fact The population Of Colborne Is two There are two Two cottages One person Living in each So meaning Whenever one of Them was undutely They were just Watching the other I think that's Called breaking The law I mean Stalking That sounds Like a wonderful Film Yeah Except it's a Where probably Nothing happens At all I mean Far apart These cottages Like two miles Apart I don't have That information But even so I guess people Could have Visited the town To do burglaries Yeah why not Okay that brings Us to the end Of round two Matthew what Are the scores Looking like Mate Well in that Round nothing Happened except We got closer To death Yes we Certainly Fucking did The questions For round two Were taken from The rather Excellent book The ultimate Book of heroic Failures By Stephen Pyle It's published By Faber and Faber and you Should bloody Well go and Buy it Because it's Right funny In it It's available From all good Bookshops and Probably the bad Ones too We have this Offer with Beer52.com That we're doing This series And it's a way That you can Support the podcast As well as Get some lovely Lovely beer For yourself as Well just All you have to Do is go to Beer52.com Forward slash Idiotwind And you can get A case of beer For bloody Nothing Apart from You have to Pay the postage Which is £5.95 But you will get A box of Eight hand selected Small batch craft beers Some snacks And a copy of Ferment magazine Ferment magazine John It's no pamphlet mate It's a hundred page Magazine about Craft beer and Brewing and stuff And it's a really Lovely beer I handed out Some last time Matthew you had A bottle What did you Think of it I liked it It 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again About your Relationship with Your father And the role Of all of That in You know The dark Periods you Entered And taking Drugs and Drinking and All of that And I just Wondered Whether You know You think You're free Of all of That or Whether that's Still something You Well I'm Just asking Questions That's all I mean Thank you I'm sorry Thank you Do you No no look I don't want To do that Thank you Well he Buggered off So the Question for Danny and John Is who Buggered off I think It's either The engine Two and a Half Charlie What's his Name Or the New event The bloke That came Back and Is like Big in The Avengers And stuff Like Robert Danny Jr Yeah it's Either him Or Charlie Charlie Sheen I thought He's come With a frog Really Was that Not right What are we Doing here Krishna and Guru Murphy So I Think I Might be Wrong I'm Willing to Bow down To your Superior Knowledge No no no I think If you Think it's Kermit You should Go for it I haven't Actually seen Kermit So I think it was Kermit About his voice Doing his voice That's all I think it was Him It's known For the Drink and Drug problems Yeah I was going To say My god Does Miss Piggy know I don't know I mean They've both Broken up Yeah they're Separated She's his Enabler Yeah So we're We're going With Kermit The Frog That's right It's Robert Danny Jr Points to Danny Yeah well done Oh right Good stuff Okay Mark And Robbie Otherwise known As the Knights Of the Oval Table Your question Is who Is having Humding Of an interview Here about Is films These girls Just kick ass They're warriors They live by A code of honor And they die By that code of honor Too And they get Innocent people Die along the way It's about That kind of thing Now tell me This You innocent people Die along the way Because that's Unfortunately That's the story Of revenge Revenge is messy It never works out The way you want it Why the need For so much Gruesome Graphic violence Why not let us Imagine a little bit Because it's so much Fun Jan Get it Oh really Okay I'd like to see You walk down the street And get attacked By some kids Who've just seen Your movies Oh but you saw But see Jan You're all messed up Because you're talking About real life And I'm talking About the movies You've got to get it straight Now if you want to Talk about the movies We'll talk about the movies Okay and kids at 12 Can tell the difference Kids at 12 can tell the difference You tell their parents And it was great to talk to you I saw movies when I was a kid Alright I saw all the movies That I'm basing my movies on Are the movies I saw as a kid And yes Kids go to a movie theater They can tell the difference Maybe you couldn't When you were a kid But I could Okay honey Well get in the hook You're doing well Obviously You're laughing all the way To the bank And I know Some parents would love to talk to you You're having a great time Making a terrific movie That people are having fun seeing Maybe not you But you know what Jan I don't think I made it for you So who was having a lovely chat with Jan I'm torn between Mike Lee and Ken Loach Or maybe Robbie has an alternative I wish it were Ken Loach Fozzy the bear Wagga Wagga I know who is Well then you should bloody tell us Robbie It's the world's leading practitioner Of foot fetishism Quentin Tarantino Yes Quentin Tarantino For a point Well done But yeah Thank you Matthew A surprising display of enthusiasm From Matthew there Why don't we go over to him And find out what the scores are Well They both got a point I'm sorry You love it when a round is completely pointless Don't you It's one of your favourite things I love it when a round is completely pointless Because now it's still Three points In the lead From the knights of the oval table Just fits with your life view That everything's pointless Doesn't it mate Pretty much Yeah Round four It's the wheel of things Yeah round four Is the wheel of things We have spun Some spatulas earlier And it's come up John So John If you'd like to step forward Put your back into it Spin the old wheel mate There we go Proverbs Yay We love proverbs Oh right This is exciting The way that this is going to work Is that Matthew on his time piece Is going to time I forgot to tell you about this Matthew Is that each team is going to have 90 seconds To Collaboratively That's a minute and a half The way The way that this is going to work Is that each team is going to Collaboratively The way that Say the minute and a half thing again When I actually get the sentence out The way that this is going to work Is that each team is going to Collaboratively The way that this is going to work Is that each team is going to Collaboratively Fucking Fuck Fuck Thank you The way this is going to work Is that each team is going to Collaboratively produce Proverbs for us Over the course For us Proverbs Proverbs for us Over the course of 90 seconds That's a minute and a half Thank you Matthew First to go is going to be Robbie and Mark Matthew Do you have The appropriate amount of time On the appropriate device I have this comically large Egg timer If that's what you mean It is comically large isn't it It is It's got googly eyes And everything So When you are ready Off Off you go Let's proverb it A bad penny Is like A small onion It always Gets on your nerves A man or woman Who is outstanding In their field Is not very good In the street A cat may Become a dog If it should so choose After having lived as a dog For a year A small badger On the hand Is worth two Fingers up the bum A friend in need Is often Someone you don't see Any other time of the year Small Plates On top of mantelpieces Are like Nectar to me I bloody love them A stitch in time Is better Than rosemary Or the other herbs One's Own Choice Of Love Is everyone's business And should be Told to everyone So they can judge Appropriately And decide if it's Worth a go That's time gentlemen Oh let's hear it For those proverbs Lovely stuff Oh beautiful A lot of wisdom In 90 seconds Alright Danny and Johnny Are you up to the task? Yes Good At least 50% of you answered Oh right Have we got another 90 sextons Yeah I'm just Turning this Ridiculously heavy Comical Googly eyed Egg timer over Lovely stuff Go quick quick Okay off you go Off you go A sailor may navigate by Every Bar Of chocolate Worries that Start out small Will always be small Because they can't grow A wheel of cheese Will never stop However A cheese board Gives so much pleasure The shadow Is big Because it's made of figs Clowns Never cry On Sunday Mondays Are therefore The beginning Of The world Don't Always think Buying Sometimes Renting is just as good If you haven't got Enough money Five pigeons May lay Two eggs But two eggs Cannot produce Five chickens You have no Needs That cannot Be found Inside Lakeland Many hats Many hats Fit my head But none Fit Uncle Ted's And the last grain Of sand has fallen Oh lovely Proverbs That's here for Daddy and John Yeah Oh so much wisdom Thank you guys I really appreciate that Matthew has been Using his own Personal scoring method That really spoke to him And he felt he learned Something from him He's going to award An amount of points to Matthew let's hear What points you awarded Well for the night Of the oval table I awarded a point For talking about Friends Because I remember When I had friends Yeah What happened to them I don't know You haven't let me out In weeks You don't deserve Friends Matthew Any points for the other team Oh yeah The one about cheese Because as established I quite like cheese And the one about pigeons Because we have a pigeon Living on the front of our house And it made me think of home And how I miss it Yes I remember you telling me About that pigeon You said it was your one friend What did I do? I don't know I killed it You bastard It's time To hear what the scores are At the end of round four Well the cheesy chat up lines Have three And Nights of five Yes Good Hooray Well done Cheesy chat up lines Oh no The other ones Not you You're losing Ah fuck it Alright It's time for round five Yes round five Is what the what the fuck And we are going to start With a question for John and Danny Otherwise known as the I can't even remember What your fucking name is Cheesy chat up lines Oh Starting with Starting with a question For cheesy chat up lines What did Sharon Dobbins do To get her sluggish son Out of bed for church On Easter Sunday In Phoenix Well I think she did What any Reasonable Mother did She did a striptease In front of him Whilst discussing Her labour I mean And if it wasn't that Then basically What she did Was she moved the house To church I think she shot him She shot him Like in the foot Or something Like a gun Oh If not a gun If not a gun Then maybe a Dirty look Then a safety gun Okay we'll come back To you A thing that goes Up in the air With him being Sluggish Did she pour salt On him No Any more guesses I was going to go With salt as well Oh mate A salt I think maybe They're not Not a gun Maybe a Warner I think that's a point Because it wasn't a gun Yeah Not a gun It wasn't a frying pan Your point to Robbie Always one of those Electric guns What do you call them Taser Yeah Although Robbie Actually said it Don't know what it Knew what it was Do whatever you want With the points there Matthew I don't know Yes She tased him To try and get him Out of bed For Easter Sunday church Oh my god She was arrested Sorry Mark No I was going to say That was close to what Danny was saying About tased him Teased him Yeah good point Strip tase You I'm on the opposite I'd pay good money For a strip tase Yeah I'm on the opposite Team though So ignore everything I just said Well Robbie Let your mum know And she'll get on to it Whoa Okay Sharon Dobbins 40 Was arrested after She allegedly hit Her son's left leg With a contact taser The woman's son Told police that Dobbins used to taser But he didn't want To testify against her He did not complain About any pain But had two bumps On his leg Where the taser Made contact Dobbins was arrested On one count of child abuse She reportedly released From jail On the condition That she could not Initiate contact With the arresting officer Or possess any weapons In the future She obviously threatened The arresting officer I was going to say How it works So she gets taken in For child abuse But then actually They're more worried About her Comes out with a restraining order On the opposite Who arrested her Nice She sounds lovely They did Okay Question two is for The round The table folk What did Constantin Rilou Attend court To unsuccessfully Try to prove Was it that he was Banned from all courts No The existence Of God Or gods No No it wasn't that I think They were trying To bring a link Between them And the czar The czar He's back Everyone comes to the table No it wasn't that It wasn't that Sorry Do you try to prove That he liked big butts And he could not lie Though other brothers In fact may deny It wasn't that either I'm afraid John He couldn't prove He liked big butts That's a Do you think it's easy To prove that you like big butts I'd say it's quite easy What would you do To prove that you liked big butts If you did like big butts I would say I like big butts That's all it would take But you might be lying And then I'd Look at one and go Oh look at that one I'm convinced What do you think of that Rob Oh look at that one Yeah Just for those at home Robbie does indeed Like big butts Is it to do with his name Is it that That's not his real name It's actually He's arguing it With an anagram That someone Made up As a joke No Is he dead Ah What did he go to court To try and prove He was alive Yeah Yes He tried He went to court To try and prove That he was in fact alive And failed Why Because he wasn't alive No he wasn't alive What a charismatic fellow He must have been He tried to prove That he was alive The court refused His request Despite the fact That he was there In person Really left the country In the early 1990s And returned in January Only to discover His family had declared Him dead Without any official proof That he is alive The 63 year old Who has had no contact With his family Cannot enter employment Or claim benefits He faces another legal process To prove With documentation That he has in fact Been alive Since his death He could do anything He could go mental He could do all sorts of crimes And then I'm dead I couldn't have done it Legally The jealousy in your eyes You want to do All kinds of crimes Don't you Oh my This opens up New avenues What would be your top Crime that you'd do If you were declared dead Oh goodness me That's a Would you steal Pick and mix Now you mention it I would That would genuinely Be one of the first Things I would do Is just steal sweets Would you go at 75 miles per hour On the motorway If they were If they was Pick and mix At the end Yes Good Anything else Any other business We are really Rattling through this This is good This is what Robbie needed to happen So he can go home Okay Well So it is On to round six Questions Feedback Sort that out Your podcast sucks Sort that out in post Who's taking him To the station John All busy All busy Please don't drive Off a bridge On your way To take Robbie To the station Oh hello Danny's just gone off And this is Robbie's last ever round Oh right This is the quick fire Exciting frenzy Climax Exciting climax Of the quiz Is everyone on their buzzers Danny's already On her buzzer In fact So Danny Could you give me Your guess for Question one please Butterscotch But mostly strawberry No I'm afraid not Okay so question one Is what percentage Of Americans Have blue eyes Mark 24 and a half No John 72 No Robbie 52 No John 4 No It's in fact 33.8 Question two What type of pizza Am I thinking of Right now Mark Hawaiian Yes Yeah Hawaiian What were you going to say But without The pineapple Without hesitation Give me a point for Hawaiian Question three Why did she sell seashells On the seashore When the seashore Is exactly the sort of place You can pick them up For nothing John Brexit Yeah that's correct A point for John Question four What song is this Robbie Heroes Yeah heroes by David Burry Question five What is a tasseled Wobbegong Robbie My mother's stage name It might be Have a point just in case Danny Dessert No John Butterscotch And mostly strawberry No Mark Is it the aboriginal word For budgerigar It's not No It is in fact A type of shark A carpet shark In fact Question six In needlework What is a UFO Mark Is it an under For over stitch No Anyone else John Utterly fantastic Oxo cube No Robbie Danny Danny just Unfortunate finger Object Show No Robbie Is it the same As a UFO Like unidentified flying object And it was all a trick question No it's not In fact stands for An unfinished object Question seven Who is this I am down with the kids yo Danny Prince Charles No Mark Robbie Williams No Robbie Pep Guardiola Closer but no Jose Mourinho Who was it It was circa 2018 Jacob Rees-Mogg That's like close to Pep Guardiola Matt doesn't know who Pep You don't know who Pep Guardiola is do you That's not in the spirit of the game Question eight What does Wembley Stadium have more of than any other venue in the world Rob Toilets Yes And for bonus point How many does it have More than two Yes I'll give you the point for that It's in fact 2,618 Question nine What country has the silliest name John Yemen No Mark Patagonia No Robbie St Vincent and the Grenadines No Danny Spain Mark Scotland No it is in fact Guam And The final question of the quiz What colour is hippo milk John It's pink Yes it is pink Points to John Or maybe just one Who knows Well that exciting climax Was exciting And climactic So we're going to head over to the corner We like to call Matthew And see what's in it Hello Welcome to Matthew Corner The winners this evening Are the Knights of the Oval Table With eleven Although cheesy chatterblinds Did make a slight comeback With seven Oh let's hear it For the Knights of the Oval Table Thank you all for playing Guys what are you going to do With your prize money Buy some clothes I'm cold Yes I can tell And pick a mix Thank you all for playing You have been listening to The delightful Danny O'Hara Mark Wormersley Robbie Sunderland And John Ewing With Matt Hayward On Tech I have been Chris Reid See you next time When we play Idiot Wind Idiot Wind Idiot Wind is produced In association with Dogface Improv Fantata And Slow Theatre Company And is executive produced By Emma T The music is Yes I Do By The Melvins And don't forget You can find out more And support the podcast By going to Idiotwindpodcast.com Potface Potface