HOT FACE Hello one and all, welcome to this which we call Is Your Win? It's a panel show podcast made by Idiots for Idiots. We are going to be today exploring idiocy in the realm of adventure and exploring. And we have four exciting players here to play the game. And we have Team Captain Becky with us. Becky, how are you? Oh, you're starting with me? Yeah, I'm starting with you, mate. I wasn't prepared. Sorry. Can you start with Danny? I don't like it. I like routine. Oh, okay. Let's try that again then. Let's start with Danny. Oh, I was kidding. Are you kidding? Who do you want me to start with? Whoever your heart tells you to start with. Dan! Becky, how are you doing? Are you one for adventure and exploring? Not really. No. What do you like to do instead? Have a nice sit down? Yeah. Good. Today you're playing with the delightful Dan Cooper. I am. How do you feel about him? He's all right. Okay. Dan. Hello. Are you adventurous? Yeah, I think I am. Yeah. What's the most adventurous thing you've done that you can remember? I did. Very recently, actually, I bit into one of those competition chili peppers. Oh, Jesus. Like a California Reaper. Not that bad. You could get it at Sainsbury's, but yes. And then tried to pass off that it wasn't affecting me. Yeah, right. Like a bloke. No, because my infant daughter had seen it all on YouTube and had decided that she wanted to do the same thing and bit off the end and was absolutely fine. And so then, but it turns out that the bottom of it was like quite anodyne, like there wasn't any spice there. So she handed it to me and I bit into it and got all of it and then thought, I'm a little bit cruel, but I feel like there needs to be a little bit of reciprocity here. So I handed it back and said, oh, that's really nice. And then we both screamed and cried for about half an hour. And bonded. And bonded. Yeah. Question. How old is infant? Infant's probably the wrong word. She's nine. Oh, okay. I was thinking baby. Yeah. Yeah. No teeth, but sure. Yeah. When does infant end? I think maybe what? Five? Three? Oh. Outfit. Like there are infant schools and like, you know, seven, eight year olds go to infant schools. I'm going to ask ChatGBT. I mean, that's going to tell you that, you know. Infants last until you're a hundred. When does infant end? Infancy typically ends around the age of one when a child transitions into the toddler stage. But of course, it can vary a bit depending on who you ask. Generally, once they start walking and exploring a bit more independently, they're considered toddlers. So how about nine? Okay. Thanks. By the time, I'm a child. All right. Did you want me to give AI a point? Yes. Yeah. Lovely stuff. Good. Like they haven't taken everything from us. They're going to take our points now as well. Good. All right. That's your team. Do you have a team name? Shit the bed. Shit the bed. Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. Awesome. And we'll see who's facing shit the bed. And very good. Because often when you're like, you know, exploring or adventuring, you do shit the bed. Facing them is Danny O'Hara, team captain Danny O'Hara. Hello. Hello. How are you, mate? I am super, super good. I've been exploring my idiocy. Idiocy. Idiocy. Idiocy. Yeah. Yeah. So I've been watching a lot of the news. Yeah. Yeah. Also, if you're going to ask me what I've done since last time we spoke. Yes, please. I've had one of those. What's the shoe? Right. Help me out here. Shoe pastry ball thing. Profiterol. Profiterol. But I had the Japanese green stuff in. Matcha. Yeah. So I had a Matcha Profiterol, which is new for me. How was it? Enjoyable. Yeah. Good. Lovely. Well, aren't you adventurous? Yeah, because look, because, oh, yes, it's on point with how, yeah, I knew that. And you, joining you on your team today is the wonderful Tom Lorenzo. Tom, Lorenzo, how are you? I'm doing very well. Thank you very much. Are you an adventurous man? Yeah, I'd say so. Do you like to explore? I do. What was the last thing you explored? A beach. Have you self-explored? Have you gone inside Tom? Yeah. It's a windy road. Is it? Yeah. Well, maybe we'll get on that road later. All right. I'm excited. There's only one thing left to do, and that's to me. I'm always mean to this guy, and some say it has to stop, but I do not agree. Matthew, how are you? I'm very confused. Why are you confused? We need a team name. Yeah, you skip the T name. T name? T name. T name. Oh, God. So, I've got one as well. It's always awful when that happens. Oh, it's such a shame, isn't it? And what's your team name? I think Clean Sheets, if we want to combat the shit the bed. Shit the bed versus Clean Sheets? Yeah. Yeah, lovely. All right. And there's one thing left to do. It's, do you know what? I like this guy. He tries his best. Bless him. Let's go and say hello to Matthew. Hello, Matthew. What do you want? Some friendly chit chat. We've already spoken to the teams. Yeah. Is this about me accepting bribes again? I don't mind that. I don't mind you accepting bribes, as long as you, we can work on our relationship. I feel like, you know, this is series six now, and we have had tension. I think we'd need to talk it out or roll around. Would it help if I put some clothes on? Not really. Okay. Well, then, yeah, I'm amenable to it, yeah. Okay. All right. We can, I was thinking that maybe I'd contact the conciliation service ACAS. Would you be up for spending some time with ACAS? With me? I think my brain has turned off. That's the prospect. How can you do it? I want to, and maybe Becky as well should be there. I want to conciliate with you. Oh, anyway. How do you feel about it? Do you explore? Well, I found a new corner to my shed. Lovely. What was in it? Yeah. Well, nothing, because I hadn't found it before. What are you going to put in it? Myself, I'm thinking, to look at the other three corners that I have thus far decorated with different colours of paint and random trinkets that I've collected along the way. I have to stop you there. I stopped listening a long time ago. I'm going to, I'm going to cancel ACAS. Okay. It's time for round one. Haven't got the thing. Da, da, da, da, da, da. Sort it out. Okay, teams. I have something for you to sort out. And that is, according to mountaineers.org, what are the 10 essentials you need when mountaineering? In order to be a proper British explorer, you must always have the ingredients for high tea, you must have a player piano, and you must have some Kendall Mint Cake. Oh, yes. I love Kendall Mint Cake. Do you actually? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Chocolate coated, particularly. Who doesn't love Kendall Mint Cake? I've never heard of it. I can't say I've ever tried it. You've never tried Kendall Mint Cake? I've never heard of it. You've never climbed a mountain, unfortunately. Yeah. It's pure sugar with some peppermint in it. But yet you're called Everest. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the man came before the mountain. The... What? Sorry, Becky. I think we should stop there. You were conceived as a... No, no. No, no. The mountain was named after the man. The locals call it something like Chumaluma or something, which is a much better name than Everest. Yes. Good. This isn't... Next you're going to be... Next... Ah, fuck. This isn't even worth it at all. Go on. Next you're going to say that you don't even have double glazing. Right. Anyone else? So, when I'm climbing a mountain, I think it's very important that I always bring my friends Piotr and Andre, who are a great pair of walking poles. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Lovely. I think... I mean, just some basics. You need a mountain. Yes. Good. Obviously, you need a selfie stick. And quite often, I think you need the entire Van Trap family. Yep. Lovely stuff. Anymore? I've got 10 essentials. You asked for 10? Yeah, let's have 10. So, I've got a goat to ride, a good stick, and four pairs of mountain earrings. There you go. I've got you. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, my kind of... My basic checklist is just kind of... And, you know, this is the sort of thing I would take, even if I was just going up a hill. But, you know, I'd have like a roast... I'll say it again. A roast? Yeah. Not that. You know, I'd always carry... No matter any incline, I'm going to bring with me a rope, some piton, stirrups, handcuffs, and a ball gag. That's kind of my essentials. Piton? Or do I not want to know? I see that kind of roast. Gotcha. When you said checklist, I thought it was going to be another European joke. It's a list of names. Oh, I could have, couldn't have. You could have, yeah. The double. Oh, what's a piton? Though, you know when you see people, like when Batman fires the gun, it's the thing with the little spikes that catches on and the little things that you hammer in. Those are pitons. Good to know, isn't it? I think it's always essential to bring your marker pen. How else will you be able to write, I was here? An extendable ladder? Easy then. Helicopter? Yeah. Helicopter's good. I like... I'm very big into the environment. And so, I always bring my refillable costa cup. Because... And also, I want to save the 30p. So, you know. Lovely. Any more for any more? Definitely need a bag, don't you? I would have thought so. Put stuff in. That's important. For the year ladder. Bag for life? Yeah. Yes. I always bring my club card. Same reason. Never know. I like to bring a toilet. That's very wise, actually. Tuxedo? Yeah. Just, you never know. Do you? Let's be honest. What do you never know? When are you going to need a tuxedo? I've never, in my 47 years on this planet, needed a tuxedo. When was the last time you needed a tuxedo? Today. Because you said when we got to the secret location, we had to be informal wear. Yes. Sorry. Thank you all for wearing your tuxedos, by the way. Apart from Matthew, who's absolutely Billy Bollocks. As it should be. Oh, I see you've put a bow tie on it. How lovely. Any more for any more? Sani pads. Sanitary pads. Trampoline? Yeah, just because. Yeah, no, no. Absolutely. No, of course you should have those. Sorry. What are you trying to say, Chris? No, no, no. I was just surprised. Not disapproving. You always need them. In my 47 years, I've never needed sanitary pads. Okay, let's go over to Matthew and see if anyone scored any points. Well, now it's a bit difficult because I can't possibly, even though they're not on the list, saying that you don't need sanitary products, so this is going to get awkward. You've got to watch her. She's a clever bastard. Yeah, I know. Using the old feminism. Don't like them round here. What, women? Feminists? Yeah, women. Or sanitary pads. Smart people is what I was going to say. Oh, yeah. So, unbelievably, nobody said. No, actually, entirely believably, looking at you people. Nobody said navigation tools. Nobody actually mentioned a map or compass or things like that. Or headlamp with extra batteries, you know, in case you're out at night, I guess. Sun protection, such as shades and sun cream. First aid, knife, fire-making tools, shelter, food, water, and clothes. The closest we got was Kendall mint cake and a goat for food. Yeah. And, of course, sanitary products. Which are clothes. Which, yeah, we'll go with that. But that does mean it's two points to both teams. Yay! Two-two. Let's go to round two. Two-two-two. What the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the fuck. And I have some questions for you teams. Let's hear your buzzer sounds for this time. Danny, your buzzer goes. Tampon. Danny. Dan. Sorry. Dan, what's your buzzer? Incontinence pad. Becky, these are all lovely, beautifully on the theme of adventure and exploring. Becky. Was that the word whore? Oh, no. There's always one. Shall I try again? If you'd like to, we can go with that. Whore. Do it on purpose. Tom. Squelch. OK, lovely stuff. Here is question one. What did John Cabot think he was doing when he claimed Canada on behalf of the British? Squelch. Tom. Helping someone. Helping all. Helping the world. He did not. Becky. Claiming Britain on behalf of the Canadees. Some people say Canadians, but that's fine. Squelch. No, not the case, Tom. Squelch winning at risk. No. No. He did, in fact, think he was claiming Asia. Oh. Question two. How did Naomi H. announce on social media that she'd been accepted to an internship for NASA? In continents, Perth. Dan. By saying so. Half a point. Whore. Tempon. Becky. I'm going to space. See you later, bitches. I mean, that's so close. What were you going to say then? Tempon. By sending a rocket with a lovely flag flying behind it saying, I got the job. Oh, that would have been lovely. Squelch. Just in emojis. An emoji tweet. Not quite. I think Becky more or less gets the point there because she posted on social media, everyone shut the fuck up. I got accepted for an internship at NASA. Is that why I would do it? I respect that. For a bonus point, how did she reply when a certain Homer Hickman replied to that tweet with the word language? So he just replied language. How did she then reply? Becky. I just said it. No. Sorry, Homer Hickman is just sending me. Homer Hickman. It's just a funny name. Squelch. Tom. In space, no one hears your swears? No. In continents, Ben. Ben. That's going to get old real quick. Did she say, fuck you, when I'm in space, I'm going to take a dump on your house? Half a point. Wow. Tempon. Fanny. So basically she said, mate, we'll talk about this at dinner time. No, it wasn't quite that. She simply replied, suck my dick and balls. I work at NASA. I love her. She's great. For a second bonus point, what happened next? Oh. Becky. NASA fired her. Yes. It turned out that Homer Hickman was on the oversight committee for NASA. And he got her fired before she started. That is so tragic, isn't it? Yeah. Suck my dick and balls. I work at NASA. Question three. What happened when Belgian woman Sabine Moreau intended to drive 90 miles to pick up her friend from Brussels? Tampon. Danny. She went the wrong way and ended up in Denmark. Half a point. Anyone else? In continents, Ben. Dan. The car didn't start, but because she was hallucinating, she just sat there and thought she was driving. No. Squelch. She ended up in Sweden. No. Squelch. She ended up in Iceland. No. Squelch. She ended up in Finland. No. Where was she going again? Poor. Becky. Germany. No. France. No. Tampon. Danny. She went the wrong way, realised it, and so she went home again. No. Incontinence, Ben. Dan. She wasn't paying attention to Google Maps and plummeted into a crevasse. No. Tampon. Danny. She drove the wrong way and made some new friends. No. She, in fact, ended up 900 miles away in Zagreb, Croatia, when her GPS misdirected her and she ended up 900 miles away in Zagreb, Croatia. She drove for two days, crossed five international borders, stopped twice for gas, and slept on the roadside. She later told reporters, I admit it's a little weird, but I was distracted. And that brings us to the end of what the fuck, Matthew, what are the scores, mate? Oh, well, the clean sheets clearly aren't doing it today. It's two and a half to shit the beds five. Woo. I don't know why I went woo. I just want to go back to the lady in Croatia. I mean, distracted. What? Well, she thought she was supposed to be driving 90 miles and she stopped for gas twice, slept on the roadside. That's incredible. But she was distracted. Yeah. So she should be on the road anyway, but I mean, what was she doing? Not reading road signs, clearly. I don't know what she was distracted by. I don't have that information at my fingertips. Maybe she was listening to a high-quality podcast like this. Oh, wow. It was so funny. Did she think there was some quite huge international roadworks and just had to keep... To go via Croatia. Yeah, and just like, God, this diversion is just ridiculous. I don't think you can blame it on misdirection. If it's taking her to Croatia, that's what she's put into the GPS. Yeah. Oh, sorry, Matthew, I didn't realise that you had to, you know, GPS needed you to stand up for them. Yeah, standing up for the machines, as usual. Okay, it's time to move on to round three, which doesn't have a jingle. Because I'm going to make it later. Just to come back to that, how did that get on the TV news? She owned up to it? Or did her friend just dob her in? I don't know. I don't have that information. All right, round three. What have you, Scott? In this round, we imagine that when Robert Falcon Scott spoke the infamous words, I'm going out now, I may be sometime. He, in fact, didn't die, but went to a local flea market. One person in each team is going to play the role of Scott returning from his trip and has to communicate to their teammate exactly what they bought at the flea market. The catch is that Scott is exhausted and needs to catch his breath. And so, therefore, can only communicate through wheezes and recovery noises. Okay, Tom and Becky are up first. Tom is going to play the role. We're on separate teams. No. Fuck. Tom and Danny are going to... Tom to... Yeah. Yeah. Tom and Danny are going to play first. And Tom is going to take on the role of Robert Falcon Scott. So, when you're... I'm going to sneeze. Bless you. I don't like the fact that when I sneeze, I actually say achoo. My dad used to do that. The whole house used to shake. My granddad always sneezed in even numbers. Okay, Tom is going... Tom and Danny are going first. Tom is going to play the role of Robert Falcon Scott. Tom can only communicate through wheezes and recovery noises. Matthew is going to time and make this noise when your time is up. I haven't got my timer yet. Time, Tom. Tom or Scott starts now. A dog bowl bed. A frustrated dog. Puppy. A frustrated puppy. A not pressinger. It's a band. A piece of music. Oh, it's a hot thing. It's a hot plate. A hot... This is impossible. A pair of trousers. A pair of knickers. Pops. Pops. Pants. Big pants. Can't even know pants. I haven't got my timer yet. Okay, there we go. Time is up. Spandau Ballet there. That was gold. Because it's kind of an oak with gold pants. Gold hot pants. So I was trying to get Spandau Ballet in there as well. Unlucky Danny. That's an impossible game. You did. Yeah, I know. Good luck, Becky. I know. It really, really is. Okay. All right. Lovely stuff. So you have zero to beat. Becky is going to assume the role of Robert Falcon Scott. And Dan is going to be one of the people who's guessing what Scott brought from the flea market. Whenever you're ready, off you go. Six rattles. Six. Yes. Bells. What kind of bell? Oh, the Morris dancer bells. The six bells. On the tambourine. Hand tambourine. Hand-berine. Hand bell. That's right. Six hand-berines. Move on to the second one, please, Becky. A snooker rest. Without gestures. Oh, fuck. And whilst wheezing. Oh, yeah. It sounds like you're doing a banjo-lele. Yes, it's right. Let's move on to the next one. You just come back. You're exhausted. Bradley Walsh on the chase. Superman. Did you say Superman? I didn't say it. I gestured it. No, you didn't gesture it. I noised it. You didn't gestured it. Duvet. The frustration you feel when you've waited half an hour at a bank. I haven't got my stopwatch yet. Oh, well done. Very good. Very good. Very nice. Changed my mind. I don't want to do that. Okay. Let's go over to Matthew and see who scored points there. Well, using the gentle application of some pity points and some actual points, we have shit the bed just rolling ahead with seven and clean sheets trailing with just three. Okay. Four points. It might seem like a massive margin, but an idiot wind that's easily overturned due to the unique way that we're funded. And we are now going to go on to our final round, which is questions. Questions. All right. Let's just check those buzzers again. And, you know, feel free to change them if you want to. No pressure. Danny, what's yours? Temple. Okay. Dan. Matthew. Becky. And Tom. We're not playing that game anymore. And question one. In 2014, the UK city of Penzance attempted to break the world record number of pirates in one place. What caused them to fail by three people? Dan. There aren't that many pirates in Penzance. No. Tom. Legs falling off. No. Tampon. Danny. Three of them nipped to the toilet and weren't in the count. Half a point. Dan. Three of them were arrested for causing a ruckus. No. Three of them wandered off and went to Wetherspoons. Question two. What was named after Amerigo Vespucci? Tom. Merry-go-round? No. Blep. Becky. America. Yes, that's correct. Oh. Question three. What would you call a continent if you discovered one? Dan. Dave. Blep. Becky. Asia, just to make it confusing. Asia too. Asia too. Tom. Incontinent pad. There it is. Danny. I actually wouldn't name. Oh, I know what I'd name it. Yep. Terribly dangerous. Because then maybe I could have it to myself. You want a whole continent to yourself. Unbelievable. Yes. Very greedy. Question four. How long did Magellan estimate it would take to cross the Pacific? Dan. Oh, I don't know, mate. It's going to take a while. It's going to take a while to get the bits in from Screwfix. So, I reckon I could do it in a, oh, I don't know, like, if I'll give you, look, if you give me 50 quid, it'll go faster. No. Dampon. Danny. Well, it really has a lot to do with delays. There's nothing we can do. So, it'll be sometime tomorrow. No, not tomorrow. Anyone else? Tom. As long as it takes. Magellan estimated it would take three to four days to cross the Pacific. And question five is, how long did it actually take? Tom. 100 days. Can you do the maths? Yeah. Is he right? He's more or less right, isn't he? It's close. It's close. Half a point. Bleck. Becky. Instantaneously. That's quite far away from 100 days. It took three months and 20 days. So, a little bit over his estimate of three to four days. How many attempts to summit Everest are there annually? Bleck. Becky. I can tell you the exact answer. But that's private. Fair enough. Zero. At 800, there has in total been 11,346. Yeah. I'm a busy lady. Question seven. What world record attempt created a hazardous slush that hospitalised a cyclist and two pedestrians in Manhattan's Union Square in 2005? Yeah. Tom. Slush puppy wars. Half a point. Wow. Bleck. Becky. Good old-fashioned snowball fight. No. Tamborn. The largest ever foam party. No. It was, in fact, the world's largest ice lolly. And the final question of the whole quiz. What adventure am I thinking of? Dan. Man's greatest adventure. No. Dan. Reaching the final frontier. Reaching the final frontier. No. Tom. Jumanji. No. Bleck. Becky. My uncle Steve. Is he an adventure? Well, he goes out of the house sometimes. Okay. No. Tampon. Danny. Snakes and ladders. No. No. No. Treasure Island. No. Dan. Sitting through an entire cricket match and not wanting to die. No. Did you say adventure or adventurer? Adventure. Oh. My answer made no sense. Being uncle Steve is quite an adventure. Well. I don't know. I was, in fact, thinking of Chessington World of Adventure. And that brings us to the end of the quiz. Well played, everybody. I think that there's very little interest in the final scores. But, nevertheless, we'll go over and get them anyway. Matthew. Do you know those rounds and those games and those sports where it's just nail-biting stuff and points are going to and fro and it really could go either way? Yeah, I don't. In this case, the winners from the start were Shit the Bed. They ended up on eight and Clean Sheets were, well, they're just too clean and tidy with only six. It's closer. Well done, Shit the Bed. What are you going to spend your winnings on? Some even shittier beds. Just stop shitting the bed. Never. Clean Sheets. Well, I think, Tom, you and I should go off and have our own adventure. Oh, that sounds nice. Whoa. Okay. That's interesting to hear as your husband. Okay. Well, thank you, everybody, for playing. Thank you out there for listening. If you want to find out more about Idiot Wind, you go to podface.co forward slash idiotwinds. You can send us money if you want to because, you know, we like it. You've been listening to Tom Lorenzo. Tom, have you got anything you could direct the audience towards? Yes. I guess I should talk about my wife, seeing as your wife has just offered herself up. You seem to be collecting wives now. So together with my wife, we do some silly things. Momentary, momentary songs. Is this your only fans? No, she won't do that. Oh, okay. I do have my own, though. And Danny, maybe you can pop me on. Yeah, that's a nice place to go. Make songs. We're going to do some new ones, actually. We've got a plan for some things. And so just search for momentary? Momentary, momentary songs is probably the best way to find it. Beautiful. Thank you. Becky, how about you? You know full well I have nothing to say at this point. Well, I mean, you could say, oh, I'm in the Dog Face House team. I could. But you don't have to. I don't want to. That's your thing. We all end up saying it. Yeah, it's fine. Sorry. Is there, I mean. Make up an event. You could be performing at the Royal Albert Hall. Yes, I'm actually going to be performing the entirety of Cats by myself. Oh, how wonderful. One-woman Cats. Yep. Loving. Yep. Thank you so much. Let's not tell people where or when. They can just work it out for themselves. No, they'll just believe it. They'll hear it. Yeah. Danny boy. Hello. Well, you can reach me through Vibes, obviously. If you just kind of close your eyes. Is that an app? No, no, no. People just close their eyes and kind of tune into the nether sphere. Then they'll be able to reach me. If not, they can just look. If they just Google Daniel W. Cooper, they'll find me online. And I perform improv with Dogface and other people. And the intellectual hooligans. Do look for the intellectual hooligans as well. And if they're in Edinburgh this summer, they can see many of us at the Electro Impro Game Show. Woo! And you write articles about tech shit. I do. Yeah. Check all of that out. And Danny O'Hara. Hello. Well, I'm with the old Dogface Improft, but I'm also at this current point working and touring my one woman panto version of A Christmas Cowl. Yeah, cool. So you'll see me at Ed Fringe 25. Is it called Bar Humbug? Nope. It's called A One Woman Panto... Oh, you changed the name. All right. ...of A Christmas Cowl. Yeah. So you'll be able to see that out and about. Fantastic. Thank you so much. Matthew, you are a YouTube sensation. Tell people how they can find you. You can find me in a completely different setting of being sensible. I'm still not sensible. Building scale models and things like that. Captain VFC. It's CPT VFC. Don't ask me what it stands for. On YouTube, Instagram and other social medias are probably available. Or behind a tech desk near you. If you're near me. Lovely stuff. And if you want to find out about what I'm doing, you can go to chrisreed.com. Join us next time when we play Idiot Wind. 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